Bye Bye Pluto!

Bye bye PLUTO! You have been stripped of your status as a planet because you've been hanging around a gay mouse for so long! You should've ditched Mickey and hang out with Goofy instead. Now you're frigged! All textbooks will need to be rewritten. 8 planets left in the solar. What next? De-listing of Singapore as a country? :-P

Apparently Pluto is substantially SMALLER than the moon! Hahahahaha! Took em 76 years to cipher that one out. The remaining planets - Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune and Ur-anus. :-)

If you're a SCORPIO, you're f**ked too - as your ruling planet is now a dwarf! But don't be so hard on yourself, if anyone were to blame, it's your parents, for being lured into the Valentine hoopla. Hahahaha! Pluto is now a dwarf? WTF does that mean? Do we need to rewrite that story about Snow White now that she has eight dwarfs? The 7-Up joke shall never be the same again. LOL!

Now go fly kite Scorpios!

5 comments:

  2. Thank you for plugging me in this hilarious post.

    Btw, I'm not a Scorpio. hehe ;)

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  3. endroo g And kites we shall fly - hmmmm...now where's my old Superman kite? *LOOKS AROUND*

    jemima Hey no worries, neither am I! I just wanted Scorpios who visit my blog to take solace by reading your entry. Life isn't that bad eventhough now that your ruling planet is no longer a planet. ;-P

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  4. I always thought that gay mouse was too much and Pluto was too nice. Fck, let's just all go fly kites eh? and Daniel, if you cant find ur superman kite, let's just make one

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  5. lex Mickey got on most people's nerves. And kites we shall make, also broken glass and glue for the string so we could try to cut each other off. :-)

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