Durex Condom Testers Wanted? (18SX)
Who wants to be a condom tester for Durex? Apply here. With that I mean with a partner of the opposite sex, not with your hands or any four-legged creatures. Those are for Sony Ericsson mobile phone users. LOL! Meanwhile, I'll stick (pun not intended) to my time-tested johnny product, the Durex Sensation. :-)
The sensation contains a unique raised-dot texture (over 500 raised dots apparently) to create extra intensity.Hmmm....another product in the offing...a condom with a 20-minute built-in vibrator. 1 play vibrating Ring and 1 condom in the packet. At least it give Liverpool fans something to screw themselves with.... LOL
This is an honest question: "Do you work for Durex?" :p
ReplyDeleteI wish! LOL! Nope, I'm just a satisfied customer...hahahahaha!
ReplyDeletehaha, u bloody mofo, SE user here ... straight like hell ...
ReplyDeletehaha i signed up already yesterday lol ... wank wank wank ...hahahaha
believe me, i hv never seen a condom before. don't call me ignorant...im just innocent.
ReplyDeletegiving a *puss in boot* look.
earl-ku You gay SE fella you... :-P Kidding!
ReplyDeletemeekiee Yeah right - and Van Diesel's gay...oh wait, he is! Serves him right for using SE. Hahahahaha!
daniel: care for a threesome orgy with all the SE users here ? Hahhaaha. :-)
ReplyDeleteWell, a threesome is alright by me if the other 2 were women...I'm sure I can find ways to get them to switch brands...LOL
ReplyDeletebwahaha... thank God I'm not using SE! phew... LMAO!!!
ReplyDeletemeekie: oh really? nvr seen a condom? Well back in school when I was in form 1, I remember one of the boys actually found condom in the toilet and we experimented with it in class... how bout that? :P
dont think guys likes to have sex with virgins.
ReplyDeletelex Why don't u and meekiee take on endroo's suggestion for a threesome? I'm sure endroo would oblige... :-P
ReplyDeletemeekiee ???? What gave you that impression?
excuse me..i took an offence to it.
ReplyDeletei am not a SE user!!!!!!
well...i cant answer u that question. But you tell me am I wrong when i said that.
meekiee Well, to each their own, some guys like virgins, some otherwise...I guess guys who doesn't want virgins are probably worried that once you deflower them, they will emotionally hang on to you like there's no tomorrow, because they think you're the best thing since chocolates.....And no, I'm not speaking from experience... :-P
ReplyDeleteToo much information :P Haha!
ReplyDeleteGuess I overstated my point then (pun not intended)... Hahahaha!
ReplyDeletemeekiee: it depends on what type of guy... who like virgins / who don't like virgins. I think that doesn't really matter as long as you like her or you wanna get laid no matter what. There are pros and cons I guess. Having sex with a virgin, you confirm you've got a brand new fresh one. Having it with someone not a virgin, the outing would be more interesting. You get what I mean. Daniel is right too about the emotional consequences.
ReplyDeleteDaniel: we don't care if you're speaking from experience or not. It doesn't really matter. Remember. bullshit does matter. Haha.
Condoms for free... condoms for freeeee !
threesome with endroo and meekie... I think I'd rather leave the room being the only child here... hahahahhaa
ReplyDeletemeekie: well yeah, I guess for some ladies, sex means something... remember guys are simple creatures. all you gotta do is feed him, give him a lil affection and all that, he'll be your dog :) and I'm not speaking from experience :P
Wow, it seems I have missed out alot during my absence.
ReplyDeleteDaniel: Speaking of a new age woman's point of view irrelevant to her experience, I don't think women would want men to be responsible for popping her cherry if she was willingly giving it away. Of course this would be an unforgettable experience but having to know all men don't count sex for love :)
I was just wondering if I was put into a man's shoe to choose btw virgin or not, I think I will choose the latter one. haha, c'mon it's too precious to pop if not crazily in love. Hmmm.. haha yes Endroo smay be right, more interesting.
Lex: wow..how dare you say they are dogs when you feed them with affections? lol...
Lesson of the day: I am too precious for some men. :)
daniel: if you happen to be given one of these Dureces... can you spare me one? I want the one with the built-in vibrator. Wanna tinker with it... see how it works. Maybe I can get my old Nokia 3210's built-in vibrator and modify it for sexual pleasure use. What say you?
ReplyDeletemeekie: btw... how precious would that be? :p
ReplyDeleteendroo g It's a known fact that virgins tend to be emotionally clingy because they're idealistic. :-)
ReplyDeletelex A man becomes a woman's doggy dog? LOL!
meekiee Yes, most virgins to think that, but once the cherry is popped, reality hits them. And then I'll say welcome to the real world. ;-)
endroo g Well, will certainly keep a lookout for the new product. And shall blog about it. Of all Nokias, you go with that brick of a phone - LOL
daniel: cis. i will show you whats a brick phone is very soon.
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